I just finished "Artemis Fowl: The Lost Colony".
I don't even know which volume this was.. Must have been at least Part 4 or 5. I lose track of these things very easily but whenever there's an occasion where I could put books on my wish list I check Amazon and hope that there's already a new part available. Or another one of his books for that matter..
I really don't want to go into details why I like this writing so much. It's just a lot of fantasy and action, the coolest characters and I just love his sense of humor.
I doubt you'll ever read this, Eoin (pronounced "Owen", thanks for the info.. XD) but you've got a fan here X33
Go on with the crack!! XD